Here we are, 13 hours until 2019. I am now 48 years old. Old as hell. I don't even know where the last ten years went. Seriously. I just found out today (thanks to Amazon) that the bluetooth headphone that I wear almost every day were purchased in 2012. 2012. That's like, almost seven years or something. I've had five damn cell phones since 2012. Wow. I still call these my "new" headphones. I mean, I don't call them that when I'm talking to other people, but I when I look at them I think, those are my new headphones. I remember when I ordered them, thinking, hell, those are cheap. I should try those. I bought underwear the same day. From WalMart. I'm wearing those today too.
I feel sick.
Today, or rather this afternoon, I'm going to go buy new skivvies. Good old fashioned Old Man skivvies. I have to do this. For the family. And because I am old. Old as dirt.