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So stupid it burns

3/18/2019

Maybe he should sue his parents?

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Cheating

3/13/2019

I'm, quite frankly, amazed that someone would cheat to get into Georgetown. Even more that it was the chairman of PIMCO


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The last MG

3/07/2019


The last MGB returns to Abingdon from Motoringclassics on Vimeo.



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eyes

2/15/2019

Well poop. Ten years ago I had my eyes lazered. It was the best thing that I've ever done, body modification wise. I have been glasses and contact lens free for ten years... until...

I woke up about a month ago and wasn't able to read the text on my phone, or my Kindle, or the bottle of Geritol I keep on the nightstand next to the Castor Oil.

So I bought cheaters. Now I'm old.

So 23 skidoo boys!




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ever notice?

1/22/2019

That the people on the internet who go on and on about "poorly educated bigots" are not only real bigots, but they would also have a tough time proving that they were educated at all?



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holy balls I'm old

12/31/2018

Here we are, 13 hours until 2019. I am now 48 years old. Old as hell. I don't even know where the last ten years went. Seriously. I just found out today (thanks to Amazon) that the bluetooth headphone that I wear almost every day were purchased in 2012. 2012. That's like, almost seven years or something. I've had five damn cell phones since 2012. Wow. I still call these my "new" headphones. I mean, I don't call them that when I'm talking to other people, but I when I look at them I think, those are my new headphones. I remember when I ordered them, thinking, hell, those are cheap. I should try those. I bought underwear the same day. From WalMart. I'm wearing those today too.

I feel sick.

Today, or rather this afternoon, I'm going to go buy new skivvies. Good old fashioned Old Man skivvies. I have to do this. For the family. And because I am old. Old as dirt.


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In the surprising to no one file...

12/12/2018


James Bond MAY be an alcoholic.

Who the hell didn't know that? That's part of the myth. READ A BOOK! Jesus God! DID THE WORLD BEGIN IN THE YEAR 2000?!!!!!!!!!!




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