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A True Find from the Wilds of the Internet

12/29/2004

I remember getting into a lot of trouble when my mom found out that I borrowed this from my next door neighbor.

"What are you doing with this pornography?', she yelled. "Hmmm," I thought, "pornography. Allll-right."

Do you people realize that that woman could have screwed me up for life? I could be some freak geting turned on by Alfred E. Newman.

Luckily, my neighbor's brother had an outstanding collection of titty books and Hustler's, so I was spared a future of freakdom.

I was even allowed to finish reading the damn magazine, since it spent the better part of the next two years next to the toilet in my parent's bathroom.

Maybe I should get the boys a subscription.

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