IRA says ceasing all armed activity in N.Ireland.
"The whole killing innocent people thing isn't working for us any more. Seems people don't like it. So we're going to quit bombing and shooting. As terrorists. But we'll keep up with the Mafia style shootings and bombings. People still support organized crime. Or they'd better, or we'll bomb and shoot innocent people. Oh yeah, we put our guns away, honest. So send us money you American suckers, so we can buy more guns and bombs. . .wait, I mean, support our democratic political parties."
I believe him, don't you?