Tomorrow is the Beast's Birthday:
This is a picture from his last birthday, because my old camera does not have Vista drivers. He's 7 now. I miss my old camera. Way to go BEAST!
Skippy here, graduated from pre-school. Well, stopped going, anyhow. This picture is from September, again, the camera thing. The fan behind him was because our air conditioner was broken. We got it fixed a month ago.
Nice job SKIPPY!
The Prince doesn't get a picture, because he's thirteen. He did however just beat his time in the 100m breast stroke by 3 whole seconds. My guess is that he'll be stroking breasts at the speed of sound in a couple of years.
No pictures for Dangeresque AKA Number Two (doesn't like to be called Number Two any more for some reason) either, but today he got his braces off. No grill for the man, he's looking good. Way to go Dangeresque!
So I got to get a camera, and a printer, I'm working on it.
With all of this going on you might think nothing is up with maddad. Maddmom is busier than a noun in a noun verb contest, but maddad can't even be bothered to post. What's up? Are the drugs taking hold? Are you, you know, working? Like all the time?
Short answer, yes. But I have reached a turning point in my life. This past Sunday, while performing some routine manscaping, I found IT
. The gray pube.
I am now officially an old dude. To be mocked in locker rooms and massage parlors around the country.
On the other hand I now know exactly who it is that buys "Just for Men" Hair coloring.