It's not me. Don't add me as a friend.
I can see why people would want to be me...I'm rich...successful...handsome...suave...well hung...and totally full of shit.
But not so full of shit that I would go on Facebook.
Blogging full of shit. I may be narcissistic enough to vomit this crap across the ether, but not enough to think that people I haven't seen in a million years give a shit if I have a dog.
Which I do...let me show you some super cute picture......aaaaaaaaargh!
OK, maybe the blogging thing is worse, but I'm still not on Facebook.