maddmom's surgery went so well that she's been asked to go to a conference and talk about it.
You can learn about last year's conference here. You can find a lot of information at that link and it'll give you an idea of what's been going on here at the McMahonsion for the last couple of weeks.
The lady can heal like Wolverine, it's amazing.
I'm going to leave the obvious hair jokes alone. Now that she can shower, maddmom no longer has Wolverine-like leg hair. maddmom has beautiful long, curly, black, hair. It's a pity she wears those gloves to cover it up.