And talk back to some eighties music:
"You're not entirely correct, dearie. It doesn't change everything. It's the porchload of kids that throw everything outta wack. I know you all just want to have fun, but think about the mixed messages you're sending our nations youth. Well, maybe not the youth, but at least think about the poor shlubs who have to listen to you in the waiting room. Especially when it's the orthodontist and every one of that porchload of kids could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence."