The continuing story of a guy who works from home...
Maddad: Hey Skippy, it's time to clean up. You finished with this apple?
Skippy: Yep. But there's one thing...
Maddad: OK, look. I have to get ready for my 1:15 call... what do you need, a cookie?
Skippy: Actually I was going to tell you I needed to poop.
Skippy: You were so close.