..and down. And one...and two...and hup! ...and down. And one...and two.
Oh for God's sake, you're not even trying! C'mon, move your ass! Hup! No, you cannot get a drink. Pansy. Move it! Arrgh!
I think I just peed. NO! Nope. Just get a towel, OK? What? No. Just let me....erp! Nope. Nope Nope. Hold on. Oh Jesus. Oh Mary. Oh...Kay. OKOKOKOKOKOK.
Got it. I'm up. You go finish. I'll be right back. I just need to get cleaned up. Ow. Ow. Ow. Hey! Is that thing still on?