Obviously the Russians have our number.
Take that Simon Cowell, you piker.
via The Presurfer who also posts about a guy here in Indiana who will build you a replica of the Batmobile for 150 grand. go there and check it out.
Also, I think I met this guy in college: Brain haemorrhage turned my binge-drinking hellraiser husband into a calm teetotaller who enjoys cross-stitching