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My favorite historcal quotes...


"OO AAAH. I sessy. Down cho think I sessy? But I yam. I yam sooooo sessy. You need some sessy bidnez? I geev you that. I can. Because I sessy. You can't be as sessy as I yam, but I can make you more sessy than before. You watch. You come close. I get my sessy on you and you get more sessy." - Abraham Lincoln, 1862

"Oh God, Oh God, Oh God... Hold my my hair back, Laffy... blearrrrrghhhhh!" - George Washington's prayer at Valley Forge, 1777

"Can we just stop here? I gotta piss like a racehorse." - George Washington, 1777

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