... but I'm sure they'll try. Seriously, at some point they'll have to stop digging and focus on pollution instead of a trace gas heavier than air that feeds plants.
Forget global warming - it's Cycle 25 we need to worry about (and if NASA scientists are right the Thames will be freezing over again)
Bring back the crying Indian guy on TV, litter is way up. Graffiti is back too, symptoms that people no longer give a crap about ruining other people's stuff. Not surprising given today's political climate. When people are jealous of others, they'll act out. In four more years it'll be like the nineties and aughts never happened.
But hey, some people think "Let's be hungry and cold, in the dark!" is a great political slogan, sure to get the economy moving.