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Busy bee today. I have 30 minutes to finish up so I can run out the door. I'm just typing this because the dang browser window's been open since 7:30 this morning and I feel guilty.

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What is a civil union?

No one believes this guy's story. Find the emergency room doc who said that (in NY and in 2010) and I'll pretend to be gay married to you for a month.

Of course, those of us who are married don't worry about gay marriage, since married people don't have sex, we won't end up with a new crop of homos to argue with.

But this guy? Full of shit. You believe it, I have a single mom who was forced into bankruptcy and unemployment over an ingrown toenail that turned cancerous because she couldn't afford emergency contraception who'd like a word with you.

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Just in time for valentine's day...


Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon

I know.  You're thinking, "what am I going to do with 55 gallons of lube?" but this is really good stuff .  55 gallons is really all you need.  In fact, it'll probably last as long as twice as much of the leading brand.

Think about how often you need to coat yourself in lube.  While running from the police,  wrestling snakes. removing your head from tight places... inserting your head in tight places. 

I have published a small, slippery pamphlet with over seven uses for lube  that you can own if you send me a short note, a plastic bag, and a pair of dry pants and a videotape of you lip-syncing to late model Van Morrison.  Get 'em while they last.     

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...but we are delicious...


Speaking of delicious... Sgt Slaughter found something for ya...

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Get your flamethrower out


After 30 years of drilling, Russian scientists have penetrated the subglacial Lake Vostok in Antarctica

Here's the Lego version of the scariest movie ever made.

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