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Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon

I know.  You're thinking, "what am I going to do with 55 gallons of lube?" but this is really good stuff .  55 gallons is really all you need.  In fact, it'll probably last as long as twice as much of the leading brand.

Think about how often you need to coat yourself in lube.  While running from the police,  wrestling snakes. removing your head from tight places... inserting your head in tight places. 

I have published a small, slippery pamphlet with over seven uses for lube  that you can own if you send me a short note, a plastic bag, and a pair of dry pants and a videotape of you lip-syncing to late model Van Morrison.  Get 'em while they last.     

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