Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon
Think about how often you need to coat yourself in lube. While running from the police, wrestling snakes. removing your head from tight places... inserting your head in tight places.
I have published a small, slippery pamphlet with over seven uses for lube that you can own if you send me a short note, a plastic bag, and a pair of dry pants and a videotape of you lip-syncing to late model Van Morrison. Get 'em while they last.