Skippy: Next week I get to learn nunchucks!
Me: That's not very nice.
Skippy: What? It's awesome!
Me: Just because Easter will be over doesn't mean that you should take advantage of those poor old ladies.
Skippy: Dad, they're weapons...
Me: ...OF THE LORD!
Skippy: I don't think you understand, I'm not going to chuck them...
Me: Damn right. You probably won't even be able to lift them. Have you seen the size of those legs?
Skippy: Dad. Nun... chucks.
Me: I know. You already said. And I don't think it's very nice and I don't think you should do it.
Skippy: I'll chuck who I wanna chuck.
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