It's my wife's birthday today. I bought her a present, but it hasn't arrived. Really. You can't lie to maddmom, besides, she can't hear you anyway. Plus, the nurse gets all bent out of shape if you work her up... on the other hand, it's good fun when she says things like, "Why don't you just twenty-three skidoo, ya mug!", as long as she doesn't manage to hit you with her cane. Happy Birthday, maddmom.