I've just been informed via email, that the reason no one reads my blog any more is because I stopped writing about "my issues". So. Here we go... Last night I ate almost an entire group (crowd, mass, herd?) of Chilean grapes. This morning I had a bowl of generic Rasin Bran and three quarters of a pot of store-brand coffee. About twenty minutes ago I think I issued my lungs out. I am now extremely upset that I have to bail out my hall bath. Immigrant grapes and Generics are ruining the quality of life in my hallway. Bastards.