It's been ten days since I last posted and it's been a loooooooooooooooong fucking ten days.
So much has happened I can't even begin to type it all, but that's ok, I'm really not allowed to talk about it yet.
Except that if you watch this space you might see some news. Or not.
Oh fuck it. I got elected King Penis. That's right. KING PENIS. I spent thirty-six hours awake and I, me, am reaping the rewards.
So that's cool.
On the other hand, my eye is bloodshot and I have a deep veined thrombosis, and that is making me so mad I'm seeing purple.
Hail to the king, baby.