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The Annual (late, sorry) Holly Madddux Memorial Earth Day Post

4/22/2013

Click this Link - Ira Einhorn : The Unicorn Killer.

Love the Earth. Kill your girlfriend. Lie and hide and have rock stars and celebrities give you money because your heart's in the right place.

Scumbags.


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Got nuthin to hide...

And I ain't gonna lie. I'm burnt out. Let's look at last week. I was gone. I was living on Pacific time, switching between a conference room and a succession of bad restaurants and terrible bars. I slept very little, met some nice people, stayed too long. My diet has collapsed. My new job, which I like, is becoming a chore, and that's no good. My oldest son must report to school in 70 days. School is the US Military Academy. So, I have my son for 70 days. He had his wisdom teeth out on Friday, so I haven't been able to talk to him since I got home. My house is a wreck, since maddmom and I have been trying to get it ready for the Prince's graduation party. The dog, who could give a shit, has decided to release some kind of musky pheromone he borrowed from a horny turkey buzzard. My car... Christ. Never mind. Boston... the bombing. Terrible. Awful stories. Tragic for the victims. But seriously... They shut down the whole city? For a nineteen year old kid? This makes the Boston cops badass? They didn't even find him! Some dude found him and called them! Take your victory lap massholes, but just remember, the Philly police shot eleven people and burned an entire neighborhood to the ground over a fucking ZONING VIOLATION. You're not going to find a lot of terrorists in Philly. Unless you count the cops and most, if not all of the University of Pennsylvania undergrads. As for Texas... look, a couple of dickheads blew up an entire subdivision in Indy earlier this year. No freak out. No nationwide media circus. No "we stand with Indy" billboards. Why not? Sixty or so families homeless, two people killed. Texas, you're just going to have to deal with massholes like the rest of us have. Fuck you Boston. Except for the people that got hurt. Sorry guys. Everyone else can get stuffed.
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LET -- THEM -- PLAY

4/05/2013

Lynn Police Warn Students Not To Play Kicking Game: Police are warning students not to play a kicking game where they kick each other in the back of the head.

My feelings on this are simple. If it really is a game, and it's not, then the police should shut the hell up and let these morons kick each other to death. Obviously these kids are supposed to die, if Darwin is correct, so let's weed them out. Besides, it's not like they are allowed to pick on the dorks in the glee club any more. Kick away!

Now I'll explain why I said it's not a game. These idiot police still think that kids always tell the truth. So when little Crusher McPhee boots little Timmy Poopypants in the back of the head with his new Timberland and tells the cops, "It's just a game we play!", Timmy Poopypants ain't going to contradict him. Even when he regains the power of speech.

Thus, the "Kicking Game" goes down in history with all the other crap I missed out on while growing up. No "rainbow parties", "train games", "Father Feelyfingers", LSD on temporary tattoos, razorblades in Halloween candy, angel dust on baseball cards, or suburban moms looking for revenge sex with the middle-schooler who mows her lawn.

In other news, I finally worked in a Bad News Bears in Breaking Training reference. Almost nine years in. I think I may just have hit Blog Nirvana.


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You want us to care? Stop lying.

4/01/2013

Lie about the number of gun deaths per day and people will begin to tune you out.

Lie about both the causes and effects of "Global Warming" long enough and even your walkbacks will have to be fudged. Not to mention confusing. To wit: "Thus, the 20th century portion of our paleotemperature stack is not statistically robust, cannot be considered representative of global temperature changes, and therefore is not the basis of any of our conclusions." Translated, "AGW is still happening, we just can't measure it."

Continue to implement the "Affordable Care Act" and very soon everyone will realize it's not affordable. Just ask the people who estimate the premiums. "Insurance companies will have to pay out an average of 32 percent more for medical claims on individual health policies under President Barack Obama's overhaul, the nation's leading group of financial risk analysts has estimated."
 
Release the frog!
 
When everything you say is a lie, you are a liar. When your politics and worldview are based on these lies, you're a sucker. When you want me to pay because you got suckered, you're a scumbag.
 
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