... for speeding through the "Amish Convention" in Dearborn county on my way home from the worst trip ever
- PTSD from repeated viewing of Poltergeist 2.
- Not safe? This is a Volvo officer, I could hit a hundred horses and still make it home OK.
- Trust me, those old-timey bastards would eat you and your whole family given the chance.
- I'm allergic to straw hats.
- Can you blame me? Did you see what that big one did to the guy with the ice cream cone?