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Actually better than Elvis. I turn 43 at 11:18pm tonight. Which means, I am older than Elvis was when he died. What a pussy, right? I have more undigested food in my SMALL intestine than he had in his colon and yet, WHO'S STILL BREATHING? That's right. maddad. As for pills? What a goddam lightweight! I'm practically a PEZ dispenser! The only thing he's got on me is banging Ann-Margaret, and if she hadn't had such a high tolerance, well, let's face it, who can resist a maddad? Smoke free for ten years with a ten foot long penis. I AM A MAD, MAD DADDY!
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