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1/29/2017

I just deactivated facesnap, instabook, and chatgram. So goddamn happy.

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the everly brothers can bite me

1/18/2017

It's NOT all I do, but this morning I woke up from a dream. A dream where I was at my High School reunion and when someone asked what it was that I did for a living, I said that I was a professional hoarder. Who had appeared on "Hoarders", "Hoarders; Buried Alive", "Extreme Hoarders, Internet Edition", "Animal Hoarders", and, as soon and Missus Blumpkin has her kittens, "Extreme Animal Hoarders."

To impress people, because what I actually do for a living is soooooooooo boring.

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